The ear-biting incident was not without interest

Dalrymple combs the pages of a local British newspaper and finds plenty of new source material. Some quotes that he tees off on:


A Yeovil man who took a car without consent, drove it without insurance and while disqualified and made off from a petrol station without paying has been sentenced.

His defence?


He thought his driving ban had expired.

Well then, that settles that.

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