Beached Whales in Bermuda Shorts

Encountering two obese Brits on their way to a beach holiday, and already dressed for the beach though at the airport, Dalrymple is disturbed by their size and their apparel:

What their appearance signified to me was one of two things, or both: the complete collapse of self-respect, at least in the aspect of physical appearance, or a total lack of imagination as to the impression they made on others – or both.

What did they see when they looked in the glass, I wondered? Did they not notice the stretch of the fabric of their upper garment as it failed to meet their lower garment, revealing an expanse of whitish blubber? And did they not notice their pucker-fleshed thighs, their varicosed lower legs?

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