Ignore Wallis Simpson’s Health Tip

Returning to The Oldie, a recent study informs our Dr. Dalrymple—to his complete shock—of having provided incorrect medical advice for decades.

On the matter of losing weight, Wallis Simpson was quite wrong when she said that you could never be too thin. As for being too rich, I have no experience.

One thought on “Ignore Wallis Simpson’s Health Tip

  1. Mariana Bell

    …she never even explained why “a woman can’t be too thin”, for what purpose? To avoid dementia? To be better at poker? To have a better relationship with their children? To spend the rest of her life as a figure of hate in the company of a cretin and a multitude of pugs?


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